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Saturday, 31 January 2009

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Republican strategist Moe Monet Dangod has been credited with delivering this highly persuasive speech to insure the election of African American Michael Steele to the RNC chairmanship:

"My fellow rich white people, religious fanatics and homohaters, The nation has spoken and it has said that Black is beautiful. Though I have never been mistaken as a Kool menthol smokin dude, that is clearly what America wants for its leadership.

"Unless we want to see the final demise of the party of Lincoln I believe it our time to go black. We can have our own Obama, Republican Michael Steele! Our Obama will do everything he can to keep us rich white folks in power and that is after all the only thing any of us really want. We can have an Obama with none of the messy change! It will be like having Ronald Reagan with a really great tan. Vote for Steele, all form with the same old wealthy white content hidden beneath the new hot winter color, brown!"

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