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Thursday, 22 January 2009

I recently made myself some friends and enemies when I undertook to make my town a little greener. It seems that some people were not pleased by the planting of several 20 year old oaks in the center of Main Street last Saturday.

I guess no matter how hard you try, people will prefer to stick to their own personal agendas, like trying to flee the tornado that tore through south of town, resulting in several vehicles crashed haphazardly into my newly planted trees.

I guess it only goes to show that no matter how much you try, you can't make everyone happy, and you should probably be very concerned about the ones you do.

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