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Monday, 12 January 2009

image for How to speak about men and be politically correct I think all these terms can apply to this guy.

He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid grain storage facility

He is not a bad dancer - He is overly Caucasian.

He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternative destinations.

He is not balding - He is in follicle regression.

He does not act like a total ass - He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.

It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants - it's rear cleavage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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