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Saturday, 10 January 2009

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Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?

Jeremiah 17:9 reads, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?" What kind of a man would go into a profession of examining women's private parts? Don't tell me that he is not made of the same sinful flesh that every other man is made of. No man can look at pornographic images and not be affected. This is why God commands us repeatedly to set no wicked thing before our eyes.

Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.). His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.

May God help preachers in this generation to make the Bible their authority, not tradition, and call this ungodly practice what it really is - sin. Any doctor that looks upon and touches a woman's private parts in his office "hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Sir, if you let your wife go to a male gynecologist, you need to get right with God.

This is the last in a series of three brief articles that shine a light on the issue of male gynecologists:

Part One: Is nudity before the opposite gender a sin?

Part Two: Are male obstetricians or gynecologists condoned in the Bible?

Full disclosure: The only "Parody" I wrote were the captions for the pictures. The rest of all three articles was pasted directly from the website of a fundamentalist evangelical preacher in Arizona.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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