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Thursday, 8 January 2009

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Making your own Christmas crackers for next year, and need a saying, a motto, a proverb or even a song title? Then why not dip into these Bushisms for that bit of paper that always ends up under the table, along with George Bush:

'When in Rome, do as the Romanians do'

'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it stink'

'Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your brains'

'If you're driving, don't forget to take the car'

'If ain't broke, don't fix it'

'Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pissed to see me?'

'Home, home on deranged'

'There's no smoke without alarm'

'Never judge a book by its judge'

'Beauty is in the eye of Noddy Holder'

'You can't make an omelette without dropping the eggs drunkenly onto the floor'

'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em on the floor'

'Momma used to say, 'Life is like a block of chocolottos''

'Dadda used to say, 'George, you're a brain-damaged baboon''

'When in Glenmorongie, drink as the Morons say'

'I did it ... Dad's way!'

'What time are the cartoons on, Dad?'

'Does this go on for much longer?'

'A, b, d. No, a, c, e. C, d - Heck! This spellinging sure ain't easily'

'Dumb is as dumb isn't'

'Can the leopard change its sports?'

'Noel, noel, noel, noel, born is the King of Isambard Brunel'

'Deck the halls with coke and whiskey, tra la la la la laura get off me la la la'

'The warm on terror continuals'

'Last one, thank goodness, the baboon's getting restive, and festive'

'Never look a gift horseradish in the eye of the mouth'

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