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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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London - Those planning on seeing the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace need not bother. Quantum of Solace is Bollocks front to start.

Not like the old Bond classics that kept you on the edge of your seat gripping popcorn, my word. Craig's a bit short and too blond for my liking as well. No Connery or Moore in my books he is.

Action it has, loads and heaps of mayhem from the start, good fodder for a teenage video game I suppose. Me mates tell me Craig suffered a wee scratch on his finger from doing one of his own stunts while making the movie.

Take it like a man Craig for god's sake!

Apart from the gadgets, like most of my gender, I admit I watch Bond movies for the luscious Bond girls.

New Bond girl Olga Kurylenko doesn't disappoint with her sultry good looks but just when there is a hint of things getting steamy with Bond and she's in the throes of
flashing a nip Judy Dench shows up and makes me spew chunks.

That's Bollocks, Quantum of Bollocks in my opinion I'll say.

No wonder Craig has such a sour look throughout the movie.

Bait and switch Kurylenko with Dench is Bollocks, Quantum of Bollocks.

Where's Shirley Bassey when you need her?

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