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Wednesday, 19 November 2008

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Dear Dr Mahavishnu,

I am drunk, and tomorrow I'll be hung-over, do you know any miracle cures?

Yours headachingly,

Steve 'Acer' Woodchuck


Dear 'Quite Inexpensive' Steve

There are but 4 guaranteed solutions to your predicament young Liver Lasher

1) Stay Drunk - Forever
2) Get Drunker - Let the hospital detox do its magic
3) Chicken Soup with rusty nails in (digestion of nails optional) followed by Cumberland Sausage in custard
4) Drink Welsh Vagrant Urine direct from source
5) Stick to neat vodka, less additives
6) Never trust a 4 step programme

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