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Monday, 27 October 2008

John McCain could do no worse than to dump Sarah Palin and bring in Cindy McCain as his running mate. Not only is Cindy smart and photogenic, but she has more practical and business experience than all the presidential and vice-presidential candidates put together.

In fact, when John was too busy politicking in Washington, Cindy bore his children and single handedly raise them. She helped pick up the pieces after several disasters and wars as the head of her own charity. She earns over a million dollars a year as Chair of her family's beer distribution business, the largest in the nation. Oh, and she manages her ten homes and a few business complexes.

Cindy McCain is definitely a Washington outsider. She may look fragile and she might be media shy, but that's not a bad thing. She's the real thing.

So, John, look no further than two steps behind you. There stands a perfect Vice President and maybe your last chance to be President of the United States.

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