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Sunday, 20 June 2004

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Members of the 1st Infantry division patrolling the Syrio-Arabian desert stumbled across an encampment of what they originally thought as Bedouin nomads. Reporter Seymour Cheet, embedded with the 1st ID reports “These guys looked like they stepped out of the history books, they had no modern clothing and have never met or seen our type of people before"

Further questioning and investigation revealed that this is the fabled Fuh-Kawee tribe of Israel, lost for more than 3 millennia, wandering the desert looking for the promised land.

When asked about President Bush, the tribal chief replied " The only Bush i remember was the burning bush who spoke to our leader Moses"

"The burning bush told us to that there are LMH in Mesopotamia, and that we need to invade Mesopotamia to find the LMH - that's Land of Milk and Honey to you infidels"

"The bush also told us that we needed to crush the tribes in Mesopotamia for violation of the 10 articles of the bush commandments and the leader of these tribes were torturing their own people"

When asked about whether they found any LMHs, the tribal chief replied that they have been searching for over 3000 years and have not found any but the world is better off with the Mesopotamian tribes destroyed.

Seymour Cheet asked "So why do they call you the Fuh-Kawee tribe?

The chief looks away at the distance, eyes straining to see as far as they could, and mutters to himself "Where the fuck are we?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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