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Wednesday, 15 October 2008

image for Dictionary for Decoding Womens' Personal Ad's Wise up to those pesky ladies.

40-ish 49.

Adventurous Slept with everyone.

Athletic No breasts.

Average looking Moooo.

Beautiful Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure On medication.

Feminist Fat.

Free spirit Junkie.

Friendship first Former slut.

New-Age Body hair in the wrong places.

Open-minded Desperate.

Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional Bitch.

Voluptuous Very Fat.

Large frame Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate Stalker.

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