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Monday, 6 October 2008

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The Review of This Past Sunday's Television News Shows:

NBC's 'Meet The Press' - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi discussed in explicit detail how she makes her own bras and why. And in keeping with the show's 'Bra Theme,' Pamela Anderson made a rare appearance and told Tom (Brokaw) that she auctioned off one of her favorite bras on eBay. She said that when she receives the money, ($129,003)that she will donate half towards the Barack Obama campaign and the other half she will donate to Ryan Seacrest.

CBS's 'Face The Nation' - Chelsea Clinton talked very candidly about the three things that her parents (Bill & Hill) argue about on a daily basis. And Vice President Dick Cheney revealed the secret ingredients in his award winning 'Scalloped Scallopine Schlemiel Schlimazel Hasenpfefffer Incorporated Stroganoff a la WMD.'

ABC's 'This Week' - George Stephanopoulos interviewed GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin who warned in extremely graphic detail why it is not a very good idea to dress up in a moose costume this Halloween. And Donald Rumsfeld bluntly discussed his brand new autobiography, 'Okay, Okay, I'm tired, I'll Admit It - I'm Lower Than An Earthworm's Pee Pee.'

CNN's 'Late Edition' - GOP presidential candidate John McCain's wife, Cindy explained that she named her little female pit bull puppy Michelle after the Beatle song and not after Barack Obama's wife. Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reilly of 'The O'Reilly Factor' talked about his on-the-air arguments with Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera, and Sen. Barney Frank and he got so mad and angry that he ended up slobbering all over himself and Late Edition host Wolf Blitzer.

FOX NEWS 'Sunday' - In a Fox News exclusive, Sarah Palin's husband, Todd openly revealed the 16 bedroom secrets about his wife that he said nobody but him and her knew. And Senator John Edwards talked sincerely about his recent vasectomy and why the hell it was such a damn good idea.

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