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Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Dear Kent Pete

My husband accesses porn sites when I am not in the house. I haven't told him I know about it, as I'm sure he would be angry that I was 'spying' on him. He always deletes the sites he accesses from the history section, but doesn't realise that there are other ways of seeing what he's been downloading.

Whenever he gets in before me he usually lies about the time he's got home and when I check, he's been on these sites. It is difficult to sit down to dinner with a man who only an hour earlier has been searching www.mywifedoesblack.com. We had toad in the hole yesterday evening and I caught him looking at me in a very strange way every time I put the sausage near my mouth. It put me right off and I ended up doing myself some cheese on toast.

I'd just like to know if this is something that all men do. Because he's not often in the house on his own, he's not able to do it on a very regular basis, but I still hate the fact that he does. I feel I've lost respect for him and it's spoiling our relationship. I'm probably feeling jealous that he's looking at much younger women. I'm in my mid 50s and recently lost a leg in an industrial accident, but I have generally kept myself slim and take care with my appearance. However all the women he looks at appear to have two legs. It is all very upsetting. Please help, I am in despair.

Elaine 49, Middlesbrough

Kent Pete says:

First of all I would like to congratulate you on your bravery. To lose a leg and be faced with a husband that is so obviously sexually aroused by bipeds must be very difficult. If he is indeed downloading hard core pornography the insensitivity he has shown is inexcusable. This probably is not what you want to hear but it might be time to move on without your husband Elaine.

You ask a question many women, including my dear wife, ask. Do all men download pornography?. I obviously cannot answer for all men. I can say however that sometimes women can jump to conclusions. Only last week Mrs Pete believed she had discovered me looking at a picture of a suspender clad Fern Britton. What I can assure you is that the internet will often 'pop up' sexualised images in an attempt to entice less disciplined men onto X-rated websites. However this does not mean that the man is accessing those sites.

I am interested that you say your husband deletes his history but that 'there are other ways of seeing what he's been downloading'. Are you sure about this?. Do you work in IT?. I always assumed if you deleted the temporary files and cookies then all trace of your internet history was erased from the P.C. I would be very interested in how you are finding the sites your husband has accessed and wonder if you could forward this information to me as soon as is humanly possible.

My advice to you is talk to your husband about your concerns. You obviously cannot live in an environment where even the eating of a sausage is a source of tension. This needs to be addressed immediately so email me that information on accessing internet history and speak to your husband at the first available opportunity.

pete@petermusgrove.com

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