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Monday, 8 September 2008

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As far as orgasm is concerned, women fall under two camps: those who experience orgasm and those who do not.

In the glossy magazines, we read that there are some women who never experience orgasms during intercourse. They badly need manual help or oral stimulation to reach their climax. To boost the moral of these females, experts say," welcome to the club", and emphasize that intercourse is simply for getting pregnant, not reaching climax. Then, they thank God for the abundance of sex toys.

The contemporary man needs to know that women reach their orgasm via a mysterious patch called G-spot, or clitoris or both. Wow! We are told that G-spot lies midway between the opening and the cervix. Women need assistance of normally an aroused male to digitally locate her G-spot. In order to find the G-spot, the man is required to insert a finger into her vagina, palm up, and constantly make a 'come here jester 'in addition to drawing circles, pushing and stroking. Of course, TV women can burst into orgasm at the drop of their panties!

However, universally speaking, there is another group of women, mostly found in the 3rd world, who undergo circumcision, FGC, during their infancy and their clitoris is cut off to have no desire for voluntary sex.

American columnist Kathleen Parker in her book 'Save the Males 'says, "In popular culture, rare is the man portrayed as wise, strong and noble. In film and music, men are variously portrayed as dolts, bullies, brutes, deadbeats, rapists, sexual predators and wife-beaters".

When watching Dr. Phil's show, we see men, some dragged into the show, bluntly protest against the bullying Doctor Phil saying, "Why should I pay for a child born out of wedlock?" And Doctor Phil, rallying the present female audience against the outnumbered man and wagging his finger, says something like this, "You are a husband; you undertook to be a provider; besides, a man never raises his hand against a woman, his wife." The man replies, "But it is she who keeps slapping me in the face or kicking me in the**. Even a horse, whisks away a horsefly off its painful testicle. I simply grabbed her hands to stop her striking me," But Doctor replies, "You are a man; simply walk out.", and the females' applause reverberates the hall.

A dialog between two modern lovers, beginning with the female:

- You scumbag, looser and good for nothing! How come you cannot find my G-spot?

- Honey, I am trying hard to locate it. How does it look like?

- Damn it, it feels like the surface a walnut; or rather, it has a ridgy texture.

- OK. Let me try again. Found it.

- No, you idiot; you're digging the wrong hole; pass me the vibrator and get lost now!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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