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Monday, 23 June 2008

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Here is the Zimbabwe World Cup team for its qualifying matches:

  1. Robert Mugabe
  2. Roberto Mugabo
  3. R'Obert Nmugambio
  4. Bobby Moogaboore
  5. Roberto di Muggiabbio
  6. Gert Mugaller
  7. Bobby Charlgabe
  8. Diego Mugadona
  9. Cristiano Mugaldo
  10. Oliver Mughof
  11. George Mugabest

Substitutes: Gordon Mugabanks, Ally McGab, Stanley Mugatthews, Pelabe, Raoul Magabella.

Coach: Franz Mugackenbauer

Manager: Sven-Goren Mugabiksson.

Home games will be played in stolen farmland, and any farmers objecting will be shot on the spot. Referee for all games will be Mr R Mugabe, and his assistant refs will be Robbie McGabbie and Bertie Magambe.

Their first match will be against a team of white farmers, one they are widely expected to win. Ian Smith is 88 tomorrow.

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