The Hertford College of Lack of Education
As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do:
- Learning to switch on your computer
- Introductory Beano reading
- Sandwich eating for beginners
- Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin
- Advanced nose picking
- Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time
- Learning to write in 32 easy lessons
- Paper plane building
- Spending one day without constantly listening to music on headphones management
- Analysis and design of methods of holding mobile phones
- Brewing and distilling and consuming alcohol
- Acne therapy
- Advanced laughing at people with the wrong designer labels
These and other courses are all available at the Hertford College of Lack of Education.
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