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Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Aging crone of the NY Times Opinion page, Moe N. Moe Dowdy has been an attack cat all primary season sinking her claws in Hillary.

Some suspect a torch for Bill. Others surmise a girl on girl thing. But whatever is up Ms Dowdy's derriere, it now seems like she is in full panic mode. If Hillary should quietly fade in the background to allow boy Obama the spotlight, one of Dowdy's hired hands told TheSpoof.com, Moe won't know what mo to say!

Old maid Dowdy disagreed with the inference:" I'm hard at work on my tell it all expose on the ménage de tois Hillary, Bill and an unnamed NY journalist shared for the last twenty years. The working title is Getting Some Pussy in a Catfight..."

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