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Monday, 9 June 2008

image for Pure Bollocks! One second after Knocking his Bollocks. Just Before the Cramps Begin....

Whats the score with mens bollocks? Why on earth did God decide to have them hanging loose where they are easily knocked?

Considering how painful they are when knocked surely it was a design flaw to have them swaying about in a bag. Why aren't they tucked away safely behind the rib cage. Surely there's a spot under the liver that could accommodate the twins....

Nowadays we tuck them away as best as possible within our boxers and hope for a pain free day, but what about in days gone by? When we were swinging through trees naked surely any forked branches had to be avoided for fear of whipping them clean off!

A whack to the bollocks is without doubt the most successful way of dropping a man. The pain surges up into the stomach like an unbelievably painful cramp and takes an age to subside.

Guys, remember the first time "the boys" took a knock?

Remember crawling along the ground with that surging pain stopping you from standing?

Remember how your mates thought it was hilarious?

Remember the relief as the pain eventually subsides?....

Surely God is a bloody woman!

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