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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).

Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.

I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.

Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.

We then step forward in time to the FUTURE a miserable place where bunnies and ponies have taken over. Here we meet robots such as bender and R2D2. But it's become opposite land!!!! So you know miserable is joyful etc. APSCBSSSSLFSM has become a lowly scumbag. This is terrible as deep down APSCBSSSSLFSM is, or was actually a nice ……. who never did anything unless there was a reason. The creatures under his latest (and most terrible) reign plotted to change him back using a magic mackerel machine. After turning him back he took over the world again (jeez!) and after changing the bunnies and ponies into fish and horses he ate all the piggys! He did this because deep down he missed his old pal and hoped that he would eat his reincarnation, silly APSCBSSSSLFSM had forgotten that piggy would be in heaven (tut tut). After all this time being evil all he wanted was his best friend back aaawww. Maybe he would see sense if he got a new best friend not a replacement but a life partner (nudge, nudge know what I mean). So he then met dimon dart head. Dimon dart head really was very lovely and he completely turned ABSCBSSSSLFSM's life around, he was polite and caring and a demon in the sack, all this made APSCBSSSSLFSM very happy. So happy that he jumped off a cliff and spread his newly extended wings and flew around the world 23 times. And what number is that welllll 23 is .666!!!! Nooooooo he is evil again but could dimon dart head stop this? He certainly tried, he forcibly carried APSCBSSSSLFSM round the world a 24th time meaning that it was not the evil number, pity he was 2 late to save the 3 ancient civilisations that were consumed in Andy pandy sugar and candy big smile sam spanker steph lover fluffy silky moo's evil.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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