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Sunday, 11 May 2008

image for The story continues "Part two, enter jayjay the jam spam" Pretend this is a picture of a cucumber

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).

Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.

I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.

Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.

Jay jay the jam man was confined to a wheel chair as mentioned before, but he only pretended to be an invalid because he wanted people to not expect his great godly powers!!! He had heard about this spam mucus but he could not get revenge, he was too good, to get revenge he would need to get help from the most evil person in the world, he called up APSCBSSSSLFSM.To help him exact his revenge on the person who took away his bum chum he was going to do the most despicable thing imaginable to him… he would commit suicide, that would make spam feel guilty hahahahahaha, maybe piggy would die of sorrow (jay jay is of course stupid and insane) that is why he needs Andy pandy sugar and candy big smile sam spanker steph lover fluffy silky moo, to kill him.

As jay jay the jam man raised the sausage to stab it in his heart he realised APSCBSSSSLFSM was holding a snow ball the most deathly weapon in the mooeh world. He threw it and jay jay the jam man was dead forever. And as his limp body fell to the ground in an explosion of godly death, Bemmerly Barrison the big gay cucumber walked in through a secret concealed entrance pronouncing loudly "IM GAY, I really am I'm not joking". Because he was a cucumber he had magic powers and so, taking pity on the poor dead entity lying beneath him he waved his little cucumber and announced that he would live on in the body of spam mucus. They became jam mucus. The archenemy of APSCBSSSSLFSM.

To find out what he does read the next installment

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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