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Thursday, 8 May 2008

image for WASPS strike back Ants, yesterday. We are going nowhere near Wasps, Spiteful Bastards.

Following my breaking news story last year, that Wasps are just Spiteful Bastards, Walter the Wasp from Winnipeg, a leader and spokesman for the Coalition of non- prejudicial treatment of stinging insects (CONPTOSI) has prepared the following statement:

"Silence,

"For one day, my Brothers will rise up, and crush the Vicious Enemy, with the Jack Boots of understanding.

"One day, you will learn to accept us, and ignore the threat held by our tails. One day, we will be welcomed to you homes, and not be evicted by a poison cloud fog.

"We will be appreciated, like the Bees, who give you Honey, and feel so guilty after they have stung, that they die.

"We will be missed, and grieved over, when we die. There is a long, long way to go, and the road will be hard, but one day you will see us as more than angry, spiteful bastards."

The statement took so long, because the Wasps had to form a coalition, and then communicate, all the while trying not to sting anybody or anything.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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