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Monday, 21 April 2008

Yesterday Paris Hilton launched her very own book called "Vegetables." The new dieting book, written my Paris herself, is set to be a huge seller. Apparently Paris's book is about what diets worked best for her! The word ME creeps up a lot.

We sent a spoof interviewer Julessto her book launch for an exclusive interview.

Hi Paris now to write this book you studied 100 diets which one worked best?

Well I find the most affective diet is the one I have invented called "the Paris diet" You eat nothing and when your just about to faint eat a cube of cheese.

What kind of audience are you trying to attract for your book?

Fat people!

what rating would you give your book?

10/10 any book written by me is a best read

A very big headed Paris had only the best word to say about her amazing book. I had a short read and its even more trashy then Paris herself! I would strongly recommend not buying this book! I WILL GIVE IT 0/10

The starting paragraph in the book is "If you want to look as beautiful as me I suggest reading this book and then you can be as gorgeous as me"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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