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Monday, 21 April 2008

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I discovered a top secreat report from the inland revenue on why they scrapped the 10p lower tax rate leaked survey of the average person from the council estates of England gave some shocking results.

INTENAL INLAND REVENUE SURVEY
BY U. R. POURER

I asked a street trader of high standing of Lozells in Birmingham about the cut in take allowances all that "Dalton" could comment was that he felt that the tax system didn't apply to him "I not be know-in' bout' no dam tax man ting" he replied "want to be buyin' some brown man?"

I then asked a long serving financial redistribution clerk, Tony of Brixton London about the tax hike, he was as Dalton very unconcerned "I don't give two sh*ts, give me you wallet" he did relive me of my wallet for redistribution at that point.

I then asked Tracy mother of 6 from her opinion of the tax changes, she replied "my benefits barely cover the cost of my lagers and fags every month now I will have to cut back my sky TV to the middle package, but other than that I don't care"

I then confronted Igor Malikavic copper coin collector from South Eastern Europe, his answer was "Tax man, who is dis? Gotta small change mate?"

The last person surveyed was Richard Clement-Wexford the third from mayfair "one believes that it is only fair that the peasants are now placed on a even playing field with the ruling classes"

So my conclusive survey shows the majority of people in England are not bothered by the tax changes

U. R. Pourer
Ulrich Richard Pourer
Chief Inland Revenue Researcher

This shows that our government has our best interests at heart and they conduct high quiality research. That reflects the country as a whole.

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