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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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It's true, Karim's Off Licence in Derby and even the Isle of Man and Stirling are giving away a free Can of the Irish Nectar!

It can now be served cold or at normal room temperature. It's class in a glass.

Guiness, which has millions of health benefits, and trillions of calories has long been used for tarring roads and pebble dashing toilets.

Any drink that has a book written about it every year must be good.

*Terms and Conditions apply.

All entries must be accompanied in person at any one of Karim's 1950 'cairy-oot' stores nationwide.

No cash alternative will be offered, and if caught taking your free can then no responsibility will be taken by 'The Spoof' or the author.

Offer not available in the Republic of Ireland, Northern Ireland, or outside of Ireland.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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