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Thursday, 10 April 2008

image for Official Global Warming Denial Talking Points Circling the drain: Global Warming Denial Talking Points

The Republican Party Academy of Science has released its official Global Warming Denial Talking Points.

  • There is no global warming.
  • There is no global warming, because it is cold today.
  • There is no global warming, because I don't understand the science.
  • If there is global warming, human activity is not causing it.
  • If there is global warming, it is caused by the sun.
  • There is no global warming, because a story in Time Magazine proved there was global cooling in 1975.
  • There is no global warming, because Al Gore uses energy.
  • There is no global warming, because the planet Mars is warming.
  • There is no global warming, because global warming is just a religion for socialists.
  • There is no global warming, because a novelist wrote a thriller showing that it is a hoax by scientists.
  • There is global warming because George W Bush and John Sidney McCain says there is global warming.
  • There is global warming, and it is a good thing.
  • There is global warming, and it is a good thing because Russia and Canada would have more ocean ports.
  • There is global warming, and it is a good thing because Florida and the Gulf Coast need cleaning up anyway.
  • There is global warming, but we can not do anything about it.
  • There is global warming, but we can not do anything about it because OPEC and oil companies need to keep on keeping on.
  • There is global warming, but doing anything about it would ruin our economy, so we must let global warming ruin our economy instead.

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