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Saturday, 5 April 2008

Please ignore the following noise: The Emperor's clothes don't match. The sheeple of Amerika have seen the resurrection of the dead. The Whig Potty died and the White Elephant Potty arose from its ashes. The spirit so moved the politicos of the White Elephant Potty ... they loudly and fervently praised the value and worth of free banking. And as soon as Abe - the honest - became Emperor he "improved" the Kansas Nebraska Act and decreed that Big Brother should hence forth regulate all interstate trade.

Publicly. both historically and even today, the White Elephants openly denounce aristocratic domination of political rights and liberties as the most vile and base corruptions of European governance. But just elect a White Elephant into Power and the Emperor immediately changes "Its" clothes unto an effeminate dress!

The Black States took an immediate affront to Abe - the ho nest's - crossing dressing peculiarities and marched for the KKK. Cross dresser Abe responded by immediately regulating the free banking industry. Scratch a White Elephant and find a cross dresser. Now a Day's, the central bank, commonly referred to as the federal farce, causes a housing bubble and Big Brother reacts by further strangling private enterprise in order to save the socialist dream of freedom and liberty for the aristocratic corporate elite.

The Corporate Aristocracy now enjoys almost complete freedom to fleece the sheeples. Fax nukes proclaims: "WE REPORT WHAT WE DECIDE". Fax nukes together with MSM/main strangle media/ made daily in depth reports and analysis of Rag Paul's criticism of the Whig/White Elephant Potty. During the Whig/White Elephant debates, idealist and sincere politicians - incompetents, who empathize with the People, and who always place the nation's interests ahead of personal greed and ambition - fervently declared their support for Congressional dominance over the Executive Branch.

Fax Nukes together with MSM courageously supported Rag Paul's attempt to throw the Central Bank upon the dung heap of the Whig Potty. Amerika's "free" Corporate Press vocally denounced the 11/9 - Europeans do everything backwards - war hysteria as a fig leaf excuse covering the naked theft of American Civil Liberties. But alas their patriotic cries fell upon deaf ears. Bread remains subsidized and cheap; the Emperor's a cross dresser and nobody cares

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