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Monday, 7 April 2008

Life? I did not ask for it. It was done without my prior consent. Now, am I responsible to clean up someone else's mess? Certainly not. But I am going to play him in his own coin.

First and foremost, I am going to disrupt his scheme of human reproduction, but certainly keeping his blissful sex incentive. Therefore, after finishing high school, I am going to leave my home and parents peacefully and with all due respect. I plan to go to a well-credited college, but not staying at a dorm. I intend to find a lovely single woman of 40. If she already has some children, as long as they do not live under the same roof, no problem. Such a woman needs to be financially independent and willing to receive a bachelor student as a partner. However, this partnership is not going to be, in any way, binding.

At my age, sex is like torrential rain, at its peak. As I grow, day by day, it gradually diminishes; therefore, no one should call me a boy, or a toy boy. Can a normal man of 40 do it as perfectly as I do it per day? My partner should know that society does not approve of this relationship. Who cares? We two have a cause and a philosophy. As a student I need absolute concentration, but the chemicals in my blood won't leave me alone. I need an unselfish plump bosom to help me get rid of the hormonal frustration. On the other hand, my partner badly needs my robust potential, and, sadly, she knows she is at the end of her rope. Definitely, no pregnancy should be tolerated, including abortion as well as adoption!

Before I reach 40, my partner has already entered her devastating turning point of her life, menopause. At such a crucial time, she needs my moral support more than anything else, but such a reasonable woman, who endorses the concerned philosophy, knows that it's time for me to enjoy the company of a young woman.

When that happens, I'll be looking for a cute girl of 20, but she needs to be medically barren! Such an understanding woman, who follows the same philosophy of defying the nature, knows there is no chance for her to get pregnant. Fine! How blessed she is! She must be absolutely against any form of adoption.

Those who are in accord with this trend of thought, i.e. defying the nature, will enjoy the same feeling of heroism as those who have conquered the nature. This strategy can continue for many generations until the stock the population has safely diminished and thus averting the impending apocalypse.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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