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Friday, 4 April 2008

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HICKSVILLE - Hi, my name is Spot. Your yard or mine? Want to do it here? Ignore those passing cars. That was great.

Hey, there's a brindle. Want to do it here? Ignore those people pointing at us. Thanks, that was great.

Hey, there's a purebred. Wow. Want to do it here? Ignore all those passersby. That was great. You know what's great about being a dog? We don't have to worry about STDs. Isn't that great?

Wow, I'm tired from all that running around. I'm going home and have some food and water. Then I'm going to take a nap.

Woof, woof.

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