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Thursday, 27 March 2008

image for 2024 Standardized History Examination Symbol of the once-mighty Republican Party

Pick The Best Response For Each Question

1. When George W Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq, he knew
a) Saddam had no significant quantities of WMDs threatening America
b) The weapons inspectors followed every lead America gave them and found nothing
c) The Italian letter concerning uranium had been forged
d) All of the above.

2. Global Warming is a short phrase denoting the Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Climate Change that has seriously damaged
a) America's shorelines and ports, due to rising oceans
b) America's farmlands, due to changing rain patterns
c) America's security, due to instability in third world nations hit hard by rising oceans and changing rain patterns
d) All of the above.

3. The decline of American global power was due to:
a) Excessive debt owed to global competitors
b) Excessive export of jobs
c) Squandering of American military power in Iraq
d) All of the above.

4. The Republican Party started in the 1850s as a liberal political organization, and between 1990 and 2010 became
a) A criminal enterprise
b) A sex club
c) Extinct
d) All of the above

ANSWER KEY:

1-d
2-d
3-d
4-d

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