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Friday, 22 February 2008

(Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"

(Atlantic City-NJ) Wrestling fans, it's official. Donald Trump will be squaring off against Vince McMahon in the upcoming Wrestlemania, you fill in the number because I lost count. The date has yet to be confirmed, but the loser will have to shave his head. If "the Donald" loses, he's offered to donate his hair to Britney Spears "bald" spot. Donald, you bad boy.

And stick around for the end of Ed-E-torial to hear why Pete the Agoraphobic Superhero wants a Clinton-Obama ticket.

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