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Monday, 11 February 2008

image for Manga Bible and Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown Launch New Project Watch the fallen angels fall in the new Manga Bible and daVinci code Collaboration

The Manga Bible is sweeping the world with its action packed condensation of the Greatest Story ever Told. With no room for boring sermons like the one on the mount in Matthew, manga graphics bring the boring old good book to life.

When Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown read it he immediately called on its author-not the heavenly One-but his latest cartoonist evangelists to talk collaboration.

Brown exclaimed: "Graphics! That's what my untold tale of love from Bethlehem beds through Nazareth one-nighters to Jerusalem junkets needs. Palestine porn and plenty of it is what Brown and the Mangatoonists are plotting. "

Preliminary advertising text reads: "You are going to see a skater dudette Magdalene that will make you choose her and her gothlover JC as your personal slavers. You'll learn the truth about how JC "Raised" dead Lazarus and what really went on with Mary and Martha in that Bethany brothel. You get to witness that woman caught in adultery and her buff adulterer who is not even mentioned in the prudish Vatican censored version. Sodom's sodomies and Gommorah's gonnorhea will be displayed in all their glorious gory details."Lay with a man, as you would lay with a woman, words, my ass! the Manga Leviticus will show you those Hebrews on the down low!

"Say, goodbye to the Codex vaticanus and say oo, llaa, lay to Codex Mangacanus DaVincianus!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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