Written by Zander Kaufman
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Tuesday, 4 May 2004

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With the recent events with Rush’s search for the Rush, and Al Frankin’s promises of trying Drug free radio. It makes me wonder will we ever truly have drug free radio.

Take in example the other day this guy was in my bank in line with me and for no reason walked up to me and introduced himself. and asked what I do for a living. I told him without stretching the truth, I told him I write stupid incoherent fake news stories on the internet, only to die poor and lonely in thirty years in a shack somewhere north of the border.

I then asked him what he does for a living. He told me he is a radio host. My immediate answer was “what, are you on Crack?” He, ashamed, broke immediately under my secret military integration training. He then offered to sell me high-end equipment that he had pilfered from the local radio station storage closet earlier in the week. And man was that a good amplifier.

Anyway, with hosts like this, and host who sit for three hours holding there bladder with the skill of a Himalayan monk. You can’t tell me they aren’t chasing the dragon before the show. don’t believe me inject a baboon with crack strap him in an over stuffed leather chair and crank up the A/C and you will get a drive time talk radio host. Well other then the fact that baboons don’t have vocal cords and don’t have imposable thumbs. Well this if my brain back firing so you don’t have to read this do you?

But inclosing, yes I do think it’s possible to have drug free radio, it just won’t be any fun to listen to. Because at the end of the day a host on the juice is easer to listen to then a sober host.

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