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Sunday, 6 January 2008

Britney Spears, Britney Spears. Where to start? She had two young boys in two short years, has been to rehab four times, been married for 56 hours, and also married K-Fed (that tells us something). She's been accused of neglecting and abusing her children, has lost custody of them, gotten divorced from Kevin Federline, shaved her head, and has been caught in the act of vandalising paporazzo's cars with umbrellas.

What a life she has. But, has anyone mentioned she has a younger sister?

Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, of the hit Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101', is, undeniably, following in her big sis's footsteps.

That's right. Currently, she is pregnant with her first child, father whom is long-time eighteen year old boyfriend (name N/A). But, who knew she would have the courage and guts to go ahead and get herself addicted to drugs? While she is pregnant!

We certainly hope the baby turns out healthy and happy, without any deformities from being a crack baby.

Lila

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