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Saturday, 5 January 2008

image for hoo sai we ar ill iterat. look at mi book

Itz not rite fo ranywun to sai that so mani are illitrat.

Im at the top of mi claars and obvyosly im not illitert.

My teechur sai im wun of the best in clars cos i always able to say wot i meen. and thats reely impoortan.

My dad says Toni Blare has promisd us all that anywun who can reed and rite proprly will be able to go to Universe. And thas wot im goin to beedoing as soon as the babi is old enuff to cop on his one.

I no the paprs tri to mak funn of the peepul who can only understan theshawt words and need pichers to help wiht the diffcult bits. But thats why we need maw teechers se we can all gett o nwith thins betr. im prowd of hwo wel i can reedn rite.

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