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Tuesday, 1 January 2008

image for Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads Britney's friend Shannon Funk after sex change

Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.

She told a friend she plans on getting a sex change to become a Grand Dragon for the Skinhead Nazi youth. In the real world it is equivalent to a lesbian girl scout leader.

Britney has completely lost her senses and the new shaved hairdo is merely a small part of it. The singer filed for divorce from her mooching husband, Kevin Federline, last year and she has been spiraling out of control ever since, even drinking her own urine.

From her short-lived friendship with bad girls Paris Hilton who is mega-rich and Lindsay Lohan who is a mega-lesbian to her recent one day stint in rehab where she was fondled by a lesbian (the incident report is filed at the center), Britney is in serious trouble if you ask me.

Rumor has it that she sat in her car parked outside of the hair salon and cried hysterically before heading inside to hack it all off. Her life started to become weird when Madonna broke her in with a kiss.

They should have made a movie about Britney called, "Turn-out Mountain", which would be similar to 'Broke back Mountain'. She should have also sung a song called "Chick looks like a Man".

Small school girls across the nation have labeled her "Weirdo Britney" in their famed school yard poetry's and chants.

Someone get this girl to a therapist and fast!

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