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Wednesday, 26 December 2007

image for Hot up your sex life!  Revolutionary, new "Fountain of Youth" serum created from regurgitated camel saliva

Say goodbye to lonely nights. Say hello to a hot sex life!

Just imagine - no more facial wrinkles, no crows feet or laugh lines, no more cellulite, nor more facials or expensive spa sessions. Just soft, smooth skin - not just for babes but dudes as well.

Veterinarians at a Florida zoo have inadvertently stumbled upon the secret to soft, supple, unwrinkled skin. While attempting to artificially inseminate a juvenile rogue female camel, the angry dromedary sprayed her intrusive handlers with tons of her regurgitated camel saliva.

As horrified zoo officials rushed to the scene to hose down the victims they discovered, to their surprise, that the regurgitated salivary gobs had actually exfoliated layers of epidermis leaving in their wake soft, supple, moist pink skin. "Just like a baby's bottom" was the unanimous conclusion.

What makes this new find even more unique is that while it works absolute wonders on female skin it does an incredible job on men as well, especially the extra-hirsute species.

"This is definitely Hollywood's answer to heavy-duty cosmetic surgery, botched face-lifts and chemical peel burns" said Dr. Felicia B. Job who holds the patent to the latest Fountain of Youth.

"Women love smooth, soft-skinned men. Guys this is your chance to spice up your love life!"

Dr. Job, who at 72 years of age looks like a young 48, through continued use of this new serum, has already teamed up with an exclusive lab to produce retail packages for consumer consumption. The first Camel-spit Skin care kits called "Desert Dew" will hit the market in early January 2008.

Testers have included famous Hollywood celebrities such as Charlize Theron, George Clooney, Brangelina and Clint Eastwood who watched his wrinkled-crinkled face absolutely soften up. "Revolutionary, just revolutionary" was his stunned comment.

Copyright 2007 shea lo

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