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Wednesday, 14 November 2007

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Lord? Thank you for this bounty for which we are about to receive. I'd like to especially thank the migrant workers who culled the crops so that we could purchase the products conveniently at our local grocier.

I'd also like to thank the other little people involved assuring our bounty is the Best in the West.

Please Lord, tell Godless China to get their act together and stop sending us poisoned products.

I'd also like to thank each and every one of you here today sharing in this meal.

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