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Sunday, 4 November 2007

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Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.

I am not gay - I have never played with another guys dingle.

It's true that I am so normal it's amazing! Being straight is what God wants and I am a God fearing, normal, masculine red blooded macho male!

I've never had a gay thought in my heterosexual brain. I am so normal it is difficult to be me!

When a guy came on to me and tried to massage my private box, I resisted - eventually.

I deny I have ever snogged a man, even though we are all very affectionate in showbusiness. Kissing a guy French style on both cheeks is normal for us.

Sure me and the boys share the same bed sometimes when hotels are full - sure we mistake each other in the dark for willing females.

In any case, taking it like a man during when you are asleep is not classed as gay sex!

I am so normal - that's SO true!

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