2009 The Year In Review

2009 THE YEAR IN REVIEW

1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state and city in America, where in recent history two governors have been ousted from office, one served jail time and another is about to go to trial for corruption.

The President's first official act is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorist's civil rights are not violated. Ah hell! Just an honest mistake!

2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm an Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. Ah hell! Just another honest mistake!

3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta, has absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda, we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.

4. We got the second most corrupt American woman (Pelosi is number one) as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.

5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who did not properly file his own taxes for 12 years. Ah hell! Just another honest mistake!

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges. Must be another honest mistake too!

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges. Hmmm what do you think; another mistake?

8. A Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct. Ok, maybe this person was just plain stupid.

9. A Secretary HHS nominee (Daschle) who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes. Well, maybe that was easier than cheating on his wife.

10. Multiple appointments of former lobbyists after an absolute campaign statement that no lobbyists would be appointed.

11. Lastly, a Muslim douchebag shoves an explosive down his underwear, boards a Christmas Day flight to the US and tries to detonate it over Detroit, all the while he's on a 'do-not-fly' list and never should've boarded the plane to begin with! But best of all our Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano(D-AZ) has less experience being a 'security expert' than a rent-a-cop at a rock concert.

Now, most of these things occurred just during the first three weeks of 2009, but who's counting?

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges; Barry, Nancy and Harry and they are still trying to define stimulus. "it's spending!!!"

The congress passes the $800,000,000,000 (that's $800 billion) pork-loaded spending bill where the government gives you a smidgen of your tax dollars ($13 per week), making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated], that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch SpongeBob!

Here's the good news though - Obama took Air Force One to Denver to sign the stimulus package, wasting as much as 10,000 gallons of fuel or that equals to about 24 jobs for our umemployed citizens for a whole year.

Now, I bet you're wringing your hands, bended on knee, and praying this all isn't really happening....Well....

Speaking of praying, Obama has now been president for over twelve months and yet he & wife (first lady) Michelle, the Christian family they claim to be, have not attended church since the inauguration. Bet he just plain misses Reverend Wright!

Now, I know you're probably depressed about all the bad news, but cheer up! Somewhere in this world there's a Mr. Pelosi!