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Friday, 26 October 2007

What is reason?

  • Reason is a tool of just.
  • Reason decides justice or in justice.
  • Reason directs you towards justice.
  • Reason polishes your belief and faith.
  • Reason puts you in the row of honor.
  • Reason makes you bold and confident.
  • Reason activates your abilities.
  • Reason makes you to shine in the world.
  • Reason is a medium that a clever enemy uses to confront.
  • Reason is a tool that a cruel enemy uses to appear as victim.
  • Reason is an art that transforms injustice into justice.
  • Reason facilitates a war.

This is reason that Hitler, Saddam, Shah of Iran, Osama bin Laden and the Taliban could not understand.

Other aspects of reason for noble nations:

  • Reason eliminates poverty.
  • Reason removes injustice.
  • Reason assures peace and stability.
  • Reason builds confidence.
  • Reason decides destiny.
  • Reason keeps the way right.

What reason can do?

  • With reason, you can watch the whole society while sitting in a small room.
  • With reason, you can win any aggression from any enemy.
  • With reason, you can dismiss your enemy from moral.
  • With reason, the whole world is yours.
  • With reason, you can destroy your enemy from unlimited distance with out bloodsheds and with out wars.
  • With reason, you are the ultimate winner.
  • With reason, you are bold, attractive, admired and respected.
  • With reason, you will never face any trouble in discussions and dialogues.
  • With reason, you will never irritate but your enemy.
  • With reason, you will have good and positive relations with each and every one.
  • With reason, you can never be intimidated to give up your goals.
  • With reason, you are undefeatable mountain.

  • With out reason, you will irritate at each second.
  • With out reason, your attitude will always be negative.
  • With out reason, you will always try to fabricate falsehood.
  • With out reason, you will have to trust upon rumors.
  • With out reason, you will always live in dreams.
  • With out reason, you can never debate.
  • With out reason, you can never win.
  • With out reason, you can never face your enemy.
  • With out reason, your hands are empty while you presume that you have every thing.
  • With out reason, you can never promote your ideology.
  • With out reason, you have no friends while you believe that you have many.
  • With out reason, you are a wall of sand.
  • With out reason, you can never keep unity.
  • With out reason, your whole power will become a dead battery.
  • With out reason, your prayers will become ineffective.
  • With out reason, your bravery will produce nil out put.
  • With out reason, you will have to live with shame, humiliation and defeat.
  • With out reason, you will only be able to take next step depending wholly on presumption.
  • With out reason, you are always confused and frustrated.
  • With out reason, you are always in dark.
  • With out reason, you are always submissive and apologizing.
  • With out reason, you will never be able to recognize your enemy until your enemy's hands touches your neck.
  • With out reason, you are unjustified and defeated.

In conclusion:

Reason is your eyes, ears, hands and brain, but very few recognize this.

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