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Thursday, 11 October 2007

Dear prospective employer:

Thank you for taking the time to send me a rejection letter. However, as you can imagine, I receive far more rejection letters than I am able to accommodate.

Though your rejection is quite impressive, I have received a wide pool of potential rejections, and was able to find some that better meet my needs.

Therefore, I regret to inform you that I am not able to accept your rejection, and will commence my employment at your establishment in two weeks.

I wish you the best of luck in your future potential hire rejection plans.

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