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Sunday, 16 September 2007

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WIN - for you and your family - a luxury holiday in Portugal, now officially the new hot destination for tourists and property buyers. Thanks to a good day at the races, I am giving away special tickets for one lucky family to have the ride of their life in Portugal.

ENJOY - the sights and sounds of Portuguese police sniffing around your car, family possessions being taking away for forensic extermination and 24/7 media coverage of your every move!

RELAX - with a luxury spa, we'll even take your kids away from you! Imagine that - a whole day of relaxation, finished by a nice meal with not a kid in sight.

SEE THE SIGHTS - That's right; see the events of your holiday blasted out on the T.V every wakening second.

And if that's not enough, we're even throw in a free 'Murder Mystery Night'! Will you be the one taken in for the abduction of a small girl?! A gripping evening for all.

Portugal has it all!

Just answer this simple question and text either 'A' 'B' or 'C' to 077 991 991 991.

What is the capital of Portugal?

A) HELP ME!
B) Porto
C) Yugoslavia

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