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Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…

10. I get to write what I truly feel and nobody thinks I'm crazy because the stories are
supposed to be whacky.

9. It helps me get chicks by telling them I'm a published author.

8. Was promised a minor role in SPOOF, The Movie by webmaster exec's.

7. The pay puts me into a much higher tax bracket.

6. Doubles as an excuse for 'working late.'

5. Relieves the pressure from my sub-dural hematoma.

4. The web page's red color highlights my blood-shot eyes from staying up all night
writing for The Spoof.

3. Gives me something to fall back on when I get fired from my real job for using their
computer for my own personal pleasure.

2. It helps keep the voices in my head quiet.

And the number 1 reason Johnny Ovaltine loves The Spoof is…

MARK LOWTON IS A HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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