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Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Last night, President Bush, fell asleep while watching 'The Three Stooges,' and had a dream concerning he and God that may just change the course of American history. George recounts the dream:

The Stooges were on, and I must have fallen asleep and I had this nightmare.

Everything was smoky, and The Stooges walked out of the smoke toward me. Then they turned into me, Dick, and Rummy and they were all laughing. They turned bright red and began breathing fire at me.

They ran away when God came walking in behind them.

God was carrying a whiskey bottle. I took a sip but there was nothing but sand in it.

Then God called me a lot of bad names. He yelled at me about Iraq, death, hell, fire, prison, stupidity, revolution, and Ron Paul becoming the next president.

He then pointed to a bald-eagle and the eagle told me about what would happen to the world and me if the war continued. I was so frightened!

I woke-up in a cold sweat and discovered that God was not just a word for political gain.

So, I stopped the war just like that. Dick and Rummy are going to hate me, but screw them!

Our troops shall all be coming home within the month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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