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Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Nicky Hilton and trillionaire boyfriend were whooping it up in olive land this week, while big sis Paris was still in the slammer.

"I got to keep on working," she said, "even though I'm sad in my heart."

Well, when you're a clothes flogger like Saint Nick, divorcee and closet party girl, why not? Strength through work.

The 21-year-old brunette socialite is already retailing her own range of handbags in over 100 stores in Japan. Hilton also tried to study fashion at the Fashion Institute of Technology, but did not graduate.

"A lot of celebrities don't really care. I went to school for this. I always wanted to be a designer. I started stealing handbags when I was 17. But my mom made me take them all back. So I got an old Puerto Rican woman to make 1, then 2, then a lot."

Both Paris and Nicky have delved into the world of fashion, along with an endless list of males underpants.

Nicky's fashion line consists mainly of Capri jeans, mini skirts, chiffon hoodies and ice-cream-cone screen-printed sweat suits and tank tops adorned with rhinestones, air brushing and metallic accents. Angels, gothic crosses, fleur-de-lis
symbols and an Old English "H" also pepper the clothes.

Sounds just the things I would want, if I were a woman.

And NO, I'm not having the operation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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