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Sunday, 17 June 2007

New Yawn (United States of Amoneyca): Remember when you were a kid and your mom gave birth to a little sibling of your own? You probably didn't get a lotta attention coz of your sibling. "Mom, why is it that she gets ALL the attention?", is what you probably said to your mom. And maybe, just maybe, you even did a really bad(or stupid) act to grab her attention. If this is your childhood story, then you were a child capable of being the US president...

The infamous George Bush, who was in the news for a couple of days for having his rolex watch stolen, is again in the news. This time, for being accused of stealing his own watch. Police officers claim that Bush took his rolex and put it in his pocket while nobody was looking(as if anyone looks at him!). But he forgot that he was wearing transparent pants and that people could actually see his watch(and...).

When we approached Bush for comment, he promptly said,"it's awll because of hillary, nobowdie apprishiated me, she was the one who got everythang." He also "rugrats" wearing the transparent pants.

We personally want to dedicate this article to the few people who died on seeing bush in his transparent pants.

Signing off,
-the kickbutt morons.

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