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Wednesday, 30 May 2007

We have learned that Michael Vick is also part of an alleged cock fighting ring as well as a dog-fighting ring. This is an interview with a man with first hand knowledge of Vick's cock fighting

    Q: How long has Vick been involved in cock fighting?

    A: I think he's been fighting cock since probably 11, or 12. That's kind of early for cock fighting, some guys don't start until 14 or 15 but Michael he started early. Of course I've heard of guys fighting cock at like nine, but that's rare.

    Q: Have you ever been present when Vick fought cock?

    A: Oh sure! He's known as a guy who brings a lot of money and a lot of cock. He's always got the biggest cock.

    Q: So he must have been very successful in cock fighting?

    A: Well, the thing about cock fighting is it's not the meat it's the motion. He always brought a big cock but sometimes it didn't do anything you know. Sometimes a big cock is just a big cock.

    Q: Did you ever see him mistreat the cock?

    A: Oh sure. I mean there were days Michael's cock sucked. Once Michael got so upset at his cock when it lost that he choked it right there in front of everyone.

    Q: That must have been very disturbing.

    A: Well it certainly is something not easily forgotten.

    Q: Did Vick ever seem concerned that he could get in trouble for cock
    fighting?

    A: Well it's his cock. He takes good care of it. It's well groomed. Always look good. But, you know, it's a cock. A man should be able to do whatever he wants to his own cock.

    Q: But surely you know that there are rules against cock fighting and agencies devoted to keep men from abusing their cock, whether purposefully or not?

    A: Look, I have gone up against the MSPC Cock and all those other agencies, but a man's cock is his cock, I mean come on, I don't tell you what to do with your cock do I? Man's got a right to handle his cock however he feels appropriate.

    Q: And what about the cocks?

    A: Sometimes a cock's life is hard, sometimes it's soft. But Michael, when he's not fighting cock, he takes real good care of that cock, believe me.

    Q: And how is your cock?

    A: I have to take it to the vet because I think it burns when it pees.

    Q: And do you think Michael will continue to put his cock in harms way with these fights?

    A: Michael's biggest problem with his cock is like it is in football, if Michael could just keep his cock in the pocket then it probably wouldn't be hurt so much. I don't know. Maybe it's time for Michael to hang up his cock.

    Q: Sound advice, thank you.

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