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Saturday, 26 May 2007

I'm Proud to be a Loyal Bush Supporter
(To the tune Okie from Muskogee)

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Loyal Bush Supporter,
In A place where only squares can have a ball
We've got Bush's picture at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We don't like love at all, now do you?;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be a Loyal Bush Supporter,
In A place where only squares can have a ball.
We've got Bush's picture at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Jesus sandals just ain't fit.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect our president.

We don't vote for Ron Paul in Muskogee,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

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