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Monday, 30 April 2007

Big Ka-Boom By Crazy Cal Jennings
(To the tune of Chick-a-Boom)

Last night I had a crazy dream
'bout a president in the White House.
He acted so dumb, he couldn't be real.
He must have been a carney louse.

He said there were weapons of mass destruction.
All I saw were 3 trailers filled with sand.
I said, "Mr. Bush, what the heck is goin' on?
I asked, "Why the war?" but what he said was freaky

Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom. Don't ya' just love it?
Death and doom,Death and doom. Don't ya' just love it?
Nucular missles on the moon. Don't ya' just love it?
Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom, boom, boom.

Some terrorists hit the buildings in New York
Out of Afghanistan I presume.
So why didn't Bush go after Bin Laden
And put that damn assasin in an early tomb?
I said, "Hey, man! Quit attackin' Iraq and tell me where Osama went.
But he looked at me, as stupid as can be,
and said these words, but I wonder what he meant?

Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom. Don't ya' just love it?
Death and doom,Death and doom. Don't ya' just love it?
Nucular missles on the moon. Don't ya' just love it?
Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom, boom, boom.

Ooh, ahh, Don't ya' just love it?
Um, hmmm, don't ya' just love it?
Don't ya love it, don't ya love it? Oh yeah, don't ya' love it?
Don't ya just love it now?

I tried for a third time to reason with him
But he said, "I'll strip your rights, ya' know?"
He put me in irons and tortured me,
And then he said real low...

Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom. Don't ya' just love it?
Death and doom,Death and doom. Don't ya' just love it?
Nucular missles on the moon. Don't ya' just love it?
Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom, boom, boom.

Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom. Don't ya' just love it?
Death and doom,Death and doom. Don't ya' just love it?
Nucular missles on the moon. Don't ya' just love it?
Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom, boom, boom.

Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom. Don't ya' just love it?
Death and doom,Death and doom. Don't ya' just love it?
Nucular missles on the moon. Don't ya' just love it?
Big Ka-Boom, Big Ka-Boom, boom, boom.

Copyright © 2007 Cal Jennings

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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