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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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Today I came to the conclusion that I don't have to buy a laptop, after all while sending an email from my moby I thought to meself hey - Me phone does the same as me computer!

After all this time I realised that I carries a portable computer every time I goes out, and it goes out of fashion just as soon as my computer, so this means that technyoligy is messin whith me cause no sooner do I learns how to use me updated phone there somthin new to learn on the computer.

With this new info I have cum to the conclusion that sum scientists out there are conspiring as soon as some new piece of new technyoligy comes out there has to be somthin new around the corner just to keep us confussed hey.

So armed with this information I am going to wait until the mobile phone catches up to me, I think or do I mean I have to catch up with technoligy? I think I just confussed me yet alone understanding anything I just wrote
so enjoy trying to understand what I wrote as I sure am trying.

SPLINT

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