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Monday, 16 April 2007

It is about damn time! Here we are labeling each other as victims, criminals, heroes, and villains based on track records, race, religion, and all of the BULL CRAP that is supposed to make the United States of America really stand up to it's title and do something decent for the citizens and immigrants. My name, as if Coporate America gives a rat's behind anyway, ain't even that important. I work as an educator and as a creative arts genius with an emphasis on performing arts. I just wish that people would take "villians" from the utopia of the United States of Social Justice seriously! It's time for us to fight for our rights to life, liberty, and happiness, which requires us tearing down the walls between us in all master status sets, which is a dumb ass(donkey)list of labels and other crap meant to tear people further from each and have so busy fighting against each other with competition for resources and other barriers like we are cats, dogs, lions, bears, and every other animal except the BULL (good stock investments) and the BITCH-the mean terrier who calls hers POVERTY!

Okay, now maybe we could contact the Justice League of America, like Captain Planet, World Wonder Hija(stepdaughter of Wonder Woman), Eagle Guy (adopted and raised by Hawkgirl) , and of course Spongebob Squarepants and his friends, including Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy and summon the help of the EVIL instutions of the food service industry such as Captain Crunch, Count Chocula and crew, the Trix Rabbit, Tony the Tiger, Ronald McDonald and friends, and Freakazoid, the computer genius being used to take our jobs away! Why not just unite, run small businesses, pay a true fair tax, which is zero percent of all earning going to the power of the elite and a decent portion (15% or more based on earings) going to society in our neighborhoods that need to get shot with needles instead of firearms and who need to eat three honest meals a day, and use merchandise that is not stolen or otherwise illgotten by conglomerates such as Wal-Mart!

Spread the Word! It's time for the superheroes and supervillians of the world to UNITE!!

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